June182013

abitofabadass:

“whats an alpha?”

oh wash honey

that alpha is going to give you a shitload of trouble, let me tell you

June172013

summonerskies asked: Red vs Blue AU - North is the AI, Theta is the Freelancer.

Of all the AI that came out of the project, Theta was glad that he’d received North. They made a good team. North was calm and patient, helping to compensate for Theta’s nerves on the battlefield.

Theta felt braver with North, and that with him, he could face anything.

11PM

texelations asked: Connie - she never failed her objective on that one mission and she moved up the leaderboard.

There’s a part of her that knows that this is wrong. The leaderboard is there to divide them, place them in direct competition with each other in a way that will only lead to ruin

But at the same time, she can’t help but smile when she sees her name at number six, and knows that she earned it, even if it meant pushing Wash out of the way for a time.

7PM

crysiana:

~askbox memes~

1) Give me a pairing/character.

2) Give me an AU setting.

3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

I like this meme. Though I am terrible at responding. Maybe this will give me a kick in the pants.

(via summonerskies)

June162013

sildachi:

sildachi:

sildachi:

who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

nobody

guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this

(via mumblybee)

4PM

the-meta:

amazingincrediblespiderhulk:

the-meta:

[DOWNS A SHOT][PUNCHES THE GUY NEXT TO YOU AT THE BAR] RED TEAM SUCKS

In the words of sarge himself [clears throat][blinks nervously] SUCK IT BLUE

[FIRES SNIPER RIFLE AT]

[Stays in one place. Looks at bullet flying off to the side.]

1AM

Tonight on Doctor Who

So the Doctor is being held at gunpoint and this exchange happened:

“Start talking.”

“Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart had perfect pitch…”

I do love you Doctor. I really do.

June152013
  • Sarge: As many great twenty-first century movie trailers once said, this is only the beginning. And then text would appear on the screen. And then music would cut out roughly! And they'd say one final line of dialogue to leave the audience with the ultimate sense of excitement!
  • Grif: Like what?
  • Sarge: I dunno.
12AM

Guys, Donut probably went back to Valhalla to hang out with Doc.

He’s probably not going to be a major player this season, but considering that Valhalla is in Halo 4 as Ragnarok, I wouldn’t be surprised if he shows up at some point.

June142013
Starting Season 11 off with a joke about Grif being lazy and fat? Feels like home.

(Source: rvb-tears, via the-meta)

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